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Here’s why going to the movies sucks | Seamus O'Sparks

Here’s why going to the movies sucks

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 18, 2015 — 1 min read

Here’s why going to the movies sucks: while all of you were going to see Star Wars last night, I went to go see “In the Heart of the Sea.” Everyone was at the cinema dressed as their favorite Star Wars character-which is fine. Apparently it is not fine for ME to come dressed as my favorite character from the movie I’M going to see. So, word to the wise-if you go to see a movie dressed as a 100 foot 50 ton sperm whale-expect static from EVERYONE.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.