So I ate a few Ritalin

So I ate a few Ritalin (Ritalins?), I’m watching the Republican debate (J.V. round), and it totally hits me: instead of calling the American Civil War the “War Between the States” shouldn’t it be called the “War Among the States?” I hate to be “that guy” but when I’m president history masquerading as poor grammar will not stand. Also, I would make it a rule that if you called it, “The War of Northern Aggression” you would have to acknowledge “The War of Southern Imbecility” as an equally acceptable title.