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So I ate a few Ritalin | Seamus O'Sparks

So I ate a few Ritalin

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 16, 2015 — 1 min read

So I ate a few Ritalin (Ritalins?), I’m watching the Republican debate (J.V. round), and it totally hits me: instead of calling the American Civil War the “War Between the States” shouldn’t it be called the “War Among the States?” I hate to be “that guy” but when I’m president history masquerading as poor grammar will not stand. Also, I would make it a rule that if you called it, “The War of Northern Aggression” you would have to acknowledge “The War of Southern Imbecility” as an equally acceptable title.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.