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I think I did a terrible thing yesterday | Seamus O'Sparks

I think I did a terrible thing yesterday

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 15, 2015 — 1 min read

I think I did a terrible thing yesterday. There was a bat loose in the building I work at. I caught the bugger in a shoe box but didn’t know what to do with it from there. I went next door to the office of insurance agent, Huey Feldman. He’s a nice guy. His office building is pretty small. I opened the door and yelled, “THINK FAST, FELDMAN” and flung the bat inside. I feel bad about it this morning, even though insurance is among the most evil of industries. Can you get sued for flinging bats?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.