You know what? Some days, I’m a fat fu*kin’ genius

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 24, 2015 — 1 min read

You know what? Some days, I’m a fat fu*kin’ genius…who am I kidding-MOST DAYS! And today is NO different. I think I solved that little Syrian refugee issue/thing. Here’s my plan: we agree to take ALL of the Syrian refugees provided Syria agrees to take ALL of the Duggars. Boom! What’s so hard about this sh*t-I came up with this idea in like two minutes while watching some drunk redneck yell at his girlfriend across the street from where I work…cops showed up too.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.