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I love Facebook and here’s why | Seamus O'Sparks

I love Facebook and here’s why

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 14, 2015 — 1 min read

I love Facebook and here’s why: some pretty heavy nastiness went down in Paris tonight and amidst all the shows of support for the victims I’ve seen multiple posts using the event to rank on Obama. Lotsa’ furrowed rage and spurious indignation…puke. It’s an asshole factory, both here in the ether and out in the really real world. Between Mohammed, Jesus, and the cultural appropriation raging left-wing kill-joys it’s the season of the venomously righteous prick. I’m SO glad I will be going to hell. I can’t wait to play snooker with W.C Fields. Meanwhile, all the frothing sharks and douche buckets can work out on each other in the paradise they’ve created for themselves. (I’m terrible at snooker btw.)

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.