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Seamus O'Sparks

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 13, 2015 — 1 min read

TOMORROW(11/14)-Chasca plays Swan Dive in Austin with The Red Direct/ Gogo Fuck Yourselves and Trashy And The Kid courtesy of Wicked Bad Concerts! And now, one of the worst poems EVER:

Organic Girl

Organic girl dropped by last night
For nothing in particular
Except to tell me again how beautiful and serene she feels
On uncooked vegetables and wheat germ fortified by bean sprouts
Mixed with yeast and egg whites on really big days
She not only meditates regularly, but looks at me like I should
And lectures me about meat and ice cream
And other aggressive foods I shouldn’t eat.

-Suzanne Somers (1980)

Posted in: Chasca, Poetry

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.