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Look, you sir-Chasca is heading down to the Texas valley in a couple of days… | Seamus O'Sparks

Look, you sir-Chasca is heading down to the Texas valley in a couple of days…

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2015 — 1 min read

Look, you sir-Chasca is heading down to the Texas valley in a couple of days… The Flying Walrus Thursday, 9/24 (put on by Bad Ritual).It’s going to be fun. Los Skagaleros and The Low Ends will be there. It will be fun and wholesome fun like they had in the Age of Reason… BAM on Friday, 9/24, with CVNTS! But we will call it, THE AGE OF PLEASIN’. We will be staying in a little motel that calls itself a hotel. We will call it a pleasure dome-just like Kublai Khan-and we shall decree it. Charlie Brown’s Neighborhood Bar and Grill in San Antonio with Forever Town on Saturday, 9/26(Medicine Man Birthday Jam!) So, come decree with us and we can shower together in our hotel/motel/pleasure dome. Does anybody even read this shit? Did you know Magellan and his crew were forced to eat their shoes at one point during their circumnavigation of the globe? Let’s eat each other’s shoes…and for no reason other than absurd brilliance let’s tag Chris John Smith and Winston Barrett in this post. Hey Frenchie, hey Winnie- HI, we miss you guys! <3 🙂 3:)

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.