I’ve seen a number of these posts recently and they look like fun

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 16, 2015 — 1 min read

I’ve seen a number of these posts recently and they look like fun. So, I’m throwing in with the crowd on this one. I am not at all selective when it comes to making friends on Facebook. I really don’t know most of the people on my “friends” list and only about 2.3 % of you seem to have any interest in what I post or what I do…..It’s true, if we are “friends” on Facebook, that I catch myself looking at your pictures. I particularly pay attention to photos of you in swim suits or otherwise scantily clad. I ogle your flesh and then judge you by what’s on your “likes” list. Most of you are not into pornography. I am happy to have you among my friends. Well, it doesn’t bother me that much-most of the time. Lots of your political posts (right and left) are pretty retarded though. We will see who will take the time to read this message until the end……. If you aren’t completely put off by my candor here, copy this into your status. I’m going to be watching to see who takes care of the friendship and also to see who posts more risqué photos of themselves. I will admit, I’m not a prize pig myself when it comes to sexy photos or Facebook friendship. So, no worries if you blow me off. I do it to you all the time. Thank you all for being a part of my life. Copy and paste this on Junior Scott’s wall. If you read this, leave one word indicating the likelihood of us ever having a threesome together. Only ONE word, then copy & paste this to Junior’s wall. He’s a punk.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.