OMG Y’ALL-I just listened to ‘Stairway to Heaven’ backwards

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 29, 2015 — 1 min read

OMG Y’ALL-I just listened to ‘Stairway to Heaven’ backwards. I heard stuff. Disturbing stuff. Stuff like this:

“Here’s to my sweet Satan.”

“The other path would make me sad whose power is Satan.”

“He’ll give those with him 666.”

“There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.”

“Sad Satan.”

and, most peculiarly, “I wish it would snow.”

Could it be that The Devil is such a stinker because he suffers from acute and chronic depression? Maybe his band wasn’t asked to play at Float Fest either?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.