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Are pests getting the best of you? | Seamus O'Sparks

Are pests getting the best of you?

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 31, 2015 — 1 min read

Are pests getting the best of you? Then it’s time you got REVENGE! Call UNFORGIVEN PEST HUNTERS and I’ll get the job done. Hell of a thing killin’ a bug; you take away all it’s got, and all it’s ever gonna’ have. 100% guarantee that all pests will get what’s coming to ’em. Some people say it’s just luck that I always get my bug. Maybe…but then I guess I’ve always been lucky when it comes to killin’ pests. Think your vermin don’t deserve to die or that you don’t deserve to be stuck with a bill padded with hidden fees and bizarre upcharges? Well…deserves got nothing to do with it. So call UNFORGIVEN PEST HUNTERS…tell your pests I’m comin’…and Hell’s coming with me.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.