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Feeling stressed? Feeling blah? | Seamus O'Sparks

Feeling stressed? Feeling blah?

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 29, 2015 — 1 min read

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.