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Beaten down by grit and grime? | Seamus O'Sparks

Beaten down by grit and grime?

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 28, 2015 — 1 min read

Beaten down by grit and grime? Never fear, CHORE BOY is here! Chore Boy is so strong that no chore takes too long. Chore Boy, the amazing scrubber sponge, gets chores done. Using science, Chore Boy provides an amazing scrubbing power and that means less work for you. So next time say, “Oh, Chore Boy” and let HIM do the work! CHORE BOY!
*some sponges may be haunted*

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.