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Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!!! | Seamus O'Sparks

Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2015 — 1 min read

Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!!! HOLE IN THE WALL, Forever Town, Dead Love Club, Chasca. I don’t want to say anything to offend anybody. And by anything I mean words such as: nipple, aborigine, or CONSPIRACY THEORIES: THE MODERN BABA YAGA. So, in conclusion, once upon a time-Alsivado Fior woke to found he was the only person left alive. As the last surviving member of the human race, he immediately became the stupidest person on Earth.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.