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Judi Dalton and I are getting along FAMOUSLY! | Seamus O'Sparks

Judi Dalton and I are getting along FAMOUSLY!

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 19, 2015 — 1 min read

Judi Dalton and I are getting along FAMOUSLY! We’re sending messages to each other here on FB.Despite the one side dimension of the conversation, I feel like we’re really connecting. Here’s where we’re at:

Hi Judi,

Let’s roast and eat long-pig together. I want to talk “friends” talk with you. Maybe we can take a trip somewhere together? How about Patagonia-it’s rumored that the region is populated by giants. Can you imagine that? Gigantes? Do you like mystery primates? I sure do. I think they’re neat. We should go to Patagonia and look for gigantes and eat long-pig and talk mystery primate talk, Judi.

I think you and I could become fast friends if we did these things. Hell, I may even let you touch me. Then, you can show all of your friends-on the doll-where I let you touch me. They can come talk primates and long pig and touch me too…if they’re into that kind of thing.

<3 Famous Seamus

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.