Judi Dalton and I are getting along FAMOUSLY! We’re sending messages to each other here on FB.Despite the one side dimension of the conversation, I feel like we’re really connecting. Here’s where we’re at:
Let’s roast and eat long-pig together. I want to talk “friends” talk with you. Maybe we can take a trip somewhere together? How about Patagonia-it’s rumored that the region is populated by giants. Can you imagine that? Gigantes? Do you like mystery primates? I sure do. I think they’re neat. We should go to Patagonia and look for gigantes and eat long-pig and talk mystery primate talk, Judi.
I think you and I could become fast friends if we did these things. Hell, I may even let you touch me. Then, you can show all of your friends-on the doll-where I let you touch me. They can come talk primates and long pig and touch me too…if they’re into that kind of thing.
<3 Famous Seamus