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I am going to start posting rants using an ALTER-EGO | Seamus O'Sparks

I am going to start posting rants using an ALTER-EGO

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 26, 2015 — 1 min read

Apropos of my contempt for a great many thingsb(none of you of course <3) I am going to start posting rants using an ALTER-EGO. I realize, of course, that I-Seamus-am already an alter ego. I am confident that I have PLENTY of ego to alter. Besides, I get a little bored being Seamus ALL the time. And the truth is he gets spread pretty thin- hawking his band, being a creep, touching boobs, promoting loose morals, etc…So, Facebook, allow me to introduce you to TED the RED! Let’s see what kind of mischief we can create when we take the human echo chamber that is Ted Nugent and give him a completely OPPOSITE point of view. I think the backstory goes something like this: Ted was out stalking the ultimate predator when, SUDDENLY, he is struck by a bolt of government controlled lightning. He wakes up in the forest. When he comes to there is still rage in his heart, there is still imbecility in that limp flapjack he calls a brain, there is still the undiagnosed Asperger’s syndrome. BUT-all of his “leanings” have gone LEFTIST. HO HO! I bet Ted the Red can really rattle some cages now. Keep in mind that this is ALL going to be satire. Also keep in mind that TED the RED isn’t doing his job if people on ALL sides of the political spectrum aren’t highly offended by his rants…from time to time. I have faith that, human nature being what it is, many people will not understand the intended satirical animus of these posts. Therein lies the gag. So, be aware that if you reply to any of Ted the Red’s posts you will get a Ted the Red response…you have been warned

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.