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I just saw Mad Max: Fury Road | Seamus O'Sparks

I just saw Mad Max: Fury Road

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 21, 2015 — 1 min read

I just saw Mad Max: Fury Road. Man, I was initially extremely disappointed. First of all I could see absolutely no connection between this “reboot” and the original Mad Max universe. I thought the actor playing Max was doughy, irritating, and beyond poorly cast. I thought that the special effects were terrible. I was actually insulted by the whole thing. I thought that not only was it BY FAR the worst film in the Mad Max series, but that it was IN FACT the worst action movie I had ever seen. So I walked out. It was only then that I realized I had been watching, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.