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I’m just kidding with all this… | Seamus O'Sparks

I’m just kidding with all this…

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 7, 2015 — 1 min read

It’s just me and Dog the Bounty Hunter over here going, “hee hee” and planning our trip to Wal*Mart. Maybe we’ll see you there! I LOVE WAL*MART! I hate anything other than Daniel Johnston, sex, Kanye West, Jesus, or Wal*Mart! Damn!!! Hahahahahhahahahahaa!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.