For a BIG job you need a BIG drink. That’s why I drink Big Red Soda. When I make my BIG rock it satisfies my BIG craving! I like BIG crowds, BIG egos, BIG women, and I LIKE BIG RED!!! with a little tequila…
Oh, and I’ll need a BIG amount of BIG RED for this weekend’s BIG BIG SHOWS:
Chasca plays the Head for the Hills Festival (Kerrville, TX) (Today-3:00 pm)
Wicked Bad Presents: Nic Armstrong and the Thieves // Chasca // Hooka Hey // Jesse Vain and the Happy Hour Holiness Movement (Tonight-Midnight)
Art Rock at the Flamingo (Tomorrow at 11:00 pm)
Big Red is in no way associated with Chasca or Seamus O Sparks. It is merely a delicious and refreshing beverage. A BIG drink to slake a BIG thirst. The views of Big Red may differ from those of Chasca and Seamus O Sparks. Big Red does not endorse group sex…