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For a BIG job you need a BIG drink | Seamus O'Sparks

For a BIG job you need a BIG drink

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 27, 2015 — 1 min read

For a BIG job you need a BIG drink. That’s why I drink Big Red Soda. When I make my BIG rock it satisfies my BIG craving! I like BIG crowds, BIG egos, BIG women, and I LIKE BIG RED!!! with a little tequila…
Oh, and I’ll need a BIG amount of BIG RED for this weekend’s BIG BIG SHOWS:
Chasca plays the Head for the Hills Festival (Kerrville, TX) (Today-3:00 pm)

Wicked Bad Presents: Nic Armstrong and the Thieves // Chasca // Hooka Hey // Jesse Vain and the Happy Hour Holiness Movement (Tonight-Midnight)

Art Rock at the Flamingo (Tomorrow at 11:00 pm)

Big Red is in no way associated with Chasca or Seamus O Sparks. It is merely a delicious and refreshing beverage. A BIG drink to slake a BIG thirst. The views of Big Red may differ from those of Chasca and Seamus O Sparks. Big Red does not endorse group sex…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.