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I am THE GREAT SUSHITO! | Seamus O'Sparks


By Seamus O'Sparks on February 11, 2015 — 1 min read

Hey-I’m sorry about all the gnarl I lay on everybody from this low and surly perch I call a mind. It can’t be helped-for I am THE GREAT SUSHITO! I live in your computer and say many meaningless things. I splash in the tub and bark like a barmy seal. I scare waitresses and have many troubles with airport security. I am profuse, I am blustering, I am very nervous. I AM THE GREAT SUSHITO!!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.