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Eat this Hallmark! | Seamus O'Sparks

Eat this Hallmark!

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 5, 2015 — 1 min read

I’ve crafted the most dulcet of Valentine’s expressions ever:

“You are special to me, love. So special that you ride on the “little” bus to my heart.” <3

Posted in: Holidays, Relationships

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.