Tomorrow I am going to wear warm-ups and I will go to eat at the McDonalds that is inside the Super Wal-Mart. I will order a quarter-pounder, a 10 piece nuggets, a filet-o-fish, a half-pounder, a large fries, and a McDLT. They will tell me that they haven’t carried the McDLT since 1985. I will demand satisfaction. They will give me a coupon to ameliorate me. I will tell them that I don’t know what “ameliorate” means. Then, I will cruise the Wal-Mart and find my bride.
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