Did you all know that I wrote the shortest running musical to ever run on Broadway? It was an opera based on The Lord of the Rings. It ran for 4 minutes. Then they pulled it. I thought it was awesome. Tell me what you think-here’s the lyrics to the first song:
We are hobbits
Happy little hobbits
Feisty little hobbits
We live in Hobbit Land
We are hobbits
Healthy little hobbits
Calculating hobbits
We live in hobbit land
We love to live our hobbit lives
Hobknobing with our hobbit wives
Hobknobing and knob slobbing
Cob bobbing and gob cobbing
These are our hobbit habbits
Habituated in our happy hobbit habitat
We’re not inhibited
We inhabit hobbit holes
Our hobbit holes are happy holes…
(and that’s when they pulled the plug on my show 🙁 )
If you want to know the rest, come see my band tonight at HOLE IN THE WALL for New Year’s Eve!!! We can sing about our hobbit holes!