Man, this week just keeps getting worse

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 23, 2014 — 1 min read

Man, this week just keeps getting worse. So, last night-on my way home-I was walking alone and vulnerable. I stopped to flip my Krokus cassette tape over in my walkman and heard a rustling in the woods. I gulped. Suddenly, springing like a jaguar from the brush there was-OH NO-Meryl Streep!!! I ran and ran and ran…I thought I got away from her…As I stopped to catch my breath I heard a laugh behind me. OH NO it was- Dustin Hoffman! OH NO I was in Kramer Vs. Kramer II: The Kramerening. And the script was full of plot holes…And Hoffman with his “Method acting” was a real tool on set…And the catering was sub-par. Streep’s still got it though.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.