I could use some help

I could use some help. I’ve been having this recurring dream where James Caan is trying to ruin me. In these dreams he makes plans to ruin my band, ruin my personal life, ruin everything. How can I fix this? I don’t know why, but James Caan really has it in for me. Who am I? What did I do? Can anybody help me out here? I’m just another jerk with a little band and big pipe dreams-James Caan is a powerful, A-list, Hollywood celebrity. He’ll pulverize me if he gets the chance. I know some of my friends here on FB are connected in Hollywood. Can you all please help me with this problem, please? I NEED AN INTERCESSOR IMMEDIATELY! James Caan played Sonny (Santino) Corleone for crying out loud. I play the flute. Can you imagine what he’s gonna’ do to me when he catches me and my fruity flute? It’ll be an unnatural disaster. Please, please help me-James Caan is sick. He’s bad. He’s really out to get me.