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I’d like to issue a formal apology | Seamus O'Sparks

I’d like to issue a formal apology

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 29, 2014 — 1 min read

I’d like to issue a formal apology to the folks at Chef Boyardee-specifically the Beef-A-Roni division. It turns out the product I had eaten was Heinz “Spotted Dick” Sponge Pudding. I’m sorry for any confusion or trauma my mischaracterization of Chef Boyardee Beef-A-Roni may have caused. And, to be fair, as “Beef-A-Roni” Heinz “Spotted Dick” Sponge Pudding may have fallen well short of the mark; as ‘Spotted Dick” Sponge Pudding, Heniz “Spotted Dick” Sponge Pudding has a certain `elan.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.