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three positive things | Seamus O'Sparks

three positive things

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 18, 2014 — 1 min read

I have been challenged by my friend Amanda Bloodgood to write three positive things and here they are:

  1. I’m grateful that I can pee standing up
  2. I love burping
  3. I am blessed to live in a time when free hardcore pornography is abundant and accessible at the click of a button.


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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.