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Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page | Seamus O'Sparks

Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 16, 2014 — 1 min read

Well, the worst has happened. Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page. I’m not sure why? All I did was tell him how great he was and ask him if he thought there were bees in Heaven and thank him for clarifying that Jesus was crucified because the Pharisees were, “Player Haters” and praise him for exposing the corruption that runs rampant in The Bigfoot Community and ask him if he wanted to get waffles and go noodling for bears and thank him for being the inspiration for “Finding Bigfoot” and ask him if he could come shoot this surly gnome that’s been giving me static and offer sympathy for his fractured ego and express empathy at being a tragic figure like he is and tell him that they should make a movie about him- Rick Dyer: A man who went looking for an ape-man and found…himself. First Glenn Frey blows me off, then Danny Bonaduce won’t return my emails and now this. Life sucks 🙁

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.