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By Seamus O'Sparks on July 16, 2014 — 1 min read

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE…Rick Dyer didn’t count on me finding him on GOOGLE+! A day off +the information age=


It’s your pal Seamus from Facebooks! We must have gotten a bad connection or something. Your page won’t let me gush praise for you anymore. I wonder why that is? Do you think, Rick, it’s because of the government? First they did it to Joe Hill and now they’re doing it to us, Rick. It matters not though, Rick, because I have found you here-as if by providence (no, not the one in Rhode Island, SILLY!). Hey Rick, what’s the plural of bigfoot? Is it bigfoots or bigfeet? That’s the kind of stuff they won’t teach you in college, Rick. Stupid liberals. I’m like you though, Rick. I’m a renegade. I’m a truth seeker too, Rick. Hey, do bigfoots(feet) “do it” doggystyle or missionary? I saw that movie, ‘Quest for Fire’ and I didn’t buy it, Rick. Not for one second. If I were a bigfoot I’d put Rae Dawn Chong on the “Paleolithic Diet.” You know what I mean, Rick (high-five). Oh, hey; I heard that Bigfoot was actually just President Jimmy’s brother, Billy Carter (you know the story-he went out for cigarettes and never came back). Do you think the FBI made up a story about him dying because he got lost in the woods and became bigfoot? The world of mystery primates needs you, Rick, to find this out. And do it quick because Obama’s watching and he has it in for guys like you and me Rick. We live outside the dominant paradigm, Rick. That’s why the power structure has it in for us and the women find us irresistible. I want to hear more about your thoughts on Jehovah’s Witnesses.

We’re pals Rick-don’t fight it! :)”

Posted in: Facebook, Letters

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.