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By Seamus O'Sparks on June 30, 2014 — 1 min read

DO I HAVE A CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER!!! Yesterday at work, guess who came into the shop? NEIL PEART! WOW!!! I am aware of his “diffidence” but I couldn’t resist telling him how much I admired and respected him. He gave me the stink-eye (typical) and mumbled something crude sounding (couldn’t understand-don’t speak Canadian). I thought it might anneal things between us if I took a different approach. I put on a disguise and went up to him and told him how mechanical and on top of the beat his drumming is and how pompous and over bloated his lyrics are. He punched me. My wig and moustache came off. I thought-THIRD TIME’S A CHARM! I donned another disguise (I carry lots of disguises-it’s a sex thing). I went up to him and said, ‘Mr. Peart, I have no idea who you are and I am completely indifferent to you. I also consider myself above dolling out flattery. So there Mr. Peart…whoever you are.” There was a scuffle that was worse than the previous one. He tried to bite me. I went to the break room and dusted myself off. Mr. Peart came up to the register and bought a soap dish. Imagine my embarrassment when he gave me his credit card and the name on it said: DANNY GLOVER. Danny Glover…he seems so nice on screen? What a sore head…Kicked my ass though.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.