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At the risk of being a Hallmark level sap | Seamus O'Sparks

At the risk of being a Hallmark level sap

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 25, 2014 — 1 min read

At the risk of being a Hallmark level sap I must say that I feel very fortunate to be a cross dressing painted omni-sexual rock schmuck from Texas, and here’s why: it means I make and have friends from across many different spheres of influence and ideology. And, after studying you all, I have reached this conclusion: inside every one of my “liberal” pals is a responsible pragmatist and inside every one of my “conservative” pals is a compassionate idealist. HOW NEAT! So, it’s not so bad and we’re not so different my adorable little Americans. As for me, well, I try to get inside of as many of my pals as possible…God LOVES a rascal. HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.