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Here’s what superstentialism is | Seamus O'Sparks

Here’s what superstentialism is

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 21, 2014 — 1 min read

Here’s what superstentialism is: I was partying rather serious with Charlize Theron last night-and making some pretty good headway, yes-yes. And then she gets all Aileen Wuornos on me just because I refused to pay for her eight Black Russians. So she’s frogging me in my Adam’s Apple and I’m all like, “Dude, I gotta’ sing on THURSDAY cos’ my band,Chasca, is playing at The Mohawk Austin for the BIG BIG HOG HOLLERING 101X Homegrown Live: A. Sinclair, Otis The Destroyer, Chasca thingy. So then Charlize starts beating me up even worse and telling me that I’m no Rod Stewart. And then Rod shows up and he socks Charlize in the gut and pulls her off me. And he gives me a pat and a wink…then we finished off Chalize’s Black Russian…then we kissed.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.