Be careful in this world, people

Be careful in this world, people. Be so careful. I had minor surgery this week. Nothing big, they just had to reconnect some things. When I came out from under the anesthesia my whole tummy had been crammed full of burgers. How’d that happen? Was someone having fun at my expense? At my expanse??? 🙁 I was all stuffed with burgers. And not those fun sliders, regular people burgers…double burgers. My burger level was through the roof. Plus, I couldn’t get the wonderful taste of burgers out of my mouth. Not even by eating junior mints. Where’s my justice? Is this how Obamacare works? Why do terrible things happen to good people like you and especially me? #stuffedfullofburgers