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Be careful in this world, people | Seamus O'Sparks

Be careful in this world, people

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 16, 2014 — 1 min read

Be careful in this world, people. Be so careful. I had minor surgery this week. Nothing big, they just had to reconnect some things. When I came out from under the anesthesia my whole tummy had been crammed full of burgers. How’d that happen? Was someone having fun at my expense? At my expanse??? 🙁 I was all stuffed with burgers. And not those fun sliders, regular people burgers…double burgers. My burger level was through the roof. Plus, I couldn’t get the wonderful taste of burgers out of my mouth. Not even by eating junior mints. Where’s my justice? Is this how Obamacare works? Why do terrible things happen to good people like you and especially me? #stuffedfullofburgers

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.