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I’m going to be a father!!! | Seamus O'Sparks

I’m going to be a father!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 25, 2014 — 1 min read

I can’t believe it: I’m going to be a father!!! If it’s a boy he will be named, Hucklebilly. And if it’s a girl she will be named, Hucklebetty…What? It’s not your f#*k!ng kid…I can’t wait to take my Hucklebilly/betty to The Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum and to watch him/her eat popcorn for the first time. I was wondering, though, if anybody here might be willing to let me plant my seed in them so that I could do all this and name the product Hucklebilly or Hucklebetty? No strings attached…Get atcha’ boi here.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.