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Man, rough visit at the doctor’s | Seamus O'Sparks

Man, rough visit at the doctor’s

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 4, 2014 — 1 min read

Man, rough visit at the doctor’s. I got my tests back. I’ve been diagnosed with “Restless Penis Syndrome.” My physician broke the news to me in a laconic manner. Then we made love…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.