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I went to Dinky’s for breakfast | Seamus O'Sparks

I went to Dinky’s for breakfast

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2014 — 1 min read

Oh my heck, y’all. I went to Dinky’s for breakfast and got their Double Stuffed Egg and Biscuit Healthwich…It had teeth in it. Yeah, y’all. It had teeth in it and it bit me. And Dinky’s wouldn’t even give me peroxide to clean the wound. They accused me of mendacity. I wish Jon Voight was my dad…I bet I wouldn’t get pushed around and told to cover up my nipples at Luby’s. I’d love to go with my dad, Jon Voight, to an Aerosmith concert. I bet no one in the band would bite me then.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.