A lot has been made of Lady Ga Ga’s puke show at SXSW

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 18, 2014 — 1 min read

A lot has been made of Lady Ga Ga’s puke show at SXSW. Yeah-puke is cool. Chasca has that beat. During one of the performances I-Chasca singer-Sang and jumped so hard that I gave myself a…oy-HEMORRHOID. Yeah. I thought it was just collateral damage from giving 120 %. Turns out-it was a brilliant work of art. And since I didn’t intend to do it that’s brilliant outsider art. If I had known I was being brilliant I would have shown everybody. I bet a shot of that would have put us at Number one on NPR’s All Songs Considered photo show (We’re # 77!). Next year I’ll know. I still have my hemorrhoid. If anybody wants to see or photograph my artistically brilliant hemorrhoid, just PM me. I imagine I’ll be fielding lots of offers for sex and interviews after this revealing news so please be patient if it takes me a while to get back to you. I love being avant-garde!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.