Groundhog Day

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2014 — 1 min read

UH OH: If the groundhog sees his shadow winter goes on for, what, six more weeks? If he doesn’t see his shadow we get an early spring. Today, I heard, he attacked his shadow. I think that means twelve more weeks of winter and we instantly enter hurricane season. You can underestimate scientific evaluation on the effects of global warming, but NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE GROUNDHOG! We’d better all have sex with me and soon, cos’ looks like we’re in for nasty weather…<3 Seamus

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.