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Last night was amazing! | Seamus O'Sparks

Last night was amazing!

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 1, 2014 — 1 min read

Wow! Last night was amazing! Thank you so too much everybody who came out!!! WOW WOW WOW!!! Thanks Hole in the Wall for having us and for your excellence! Thanks to all you kinky devils who created an energy so amazing and pure that I’m still riding the vibe. Everyone was so dashing and daring and roiling with passion. Yay you! We made some really great new friends last night and then we went to Denny’s and they let us make our own eggs. LAST NIGHT WAS SO PERFECT I THINK I MIGHT PLOTZ!!! Thanks thanks thanks, kiss kiss kiss-It’s gonna’ take a lot of Gordon Lightfoot and classic pornography to wind this high down. Thanks again…

ps-anybody want to get together today and listen to Gordon Lightfoot and watch porno with me? <3

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.