I see lots of slogans about guns not killing people

I see lots of slogans about guns not killing people. Did you know that’s absolutely correct. Guns don’t kill people. That’s why there were no guns in the bible times. And in the bible the good guys always killed the bad guys… except for that one time…but even then, NO GUNS KILLED ANYBODY, messiah or otherwise. Now, look at Vietnam. Lots of guns in the ‘nam. Couldn’t kill time with a single one of ’em. So we lost that “police action” and consequently grew a Ramboner for all things martial. Now, I like guns. I like to shoot at red necks. But I get sick to death of having to kill people with my teeth and screwdrivers and piano wire and Michener novels… Guns are great for playing fancy boy games- but they SUCK at killing people. Not like a claw hammer.