I see lots of slogans about guns not killing people

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 18, 2014 — 1 min read

I see lots of slogans about guns not killing people. Did you know that’s absolutely correct. Guns don’t kill people. That’s why there were no guns in the bible times. And in the bible the good guys always killed the bad guys… except for that one time…but even then, NO GUNS KILLED ANYBODY, messiah or otherwise. Now, look at Vietnam. Lots of guns in the ‘nam. Couldn’t kill time with a single one of ’em. So we lost that “police action” and consequently grew a Ramboner for all things martial. Now, I like guns. I like to shoot at red necks. But I get sick to death of having to kill people with my teeth and screwdrivers and piano wire and Michener novels… Guns are great for playing fancy boy games- but they SUCK at killing people. Not like a claw hammer.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.