CHASCA PLAYS THE BLACKHEART TOMORROW NIGHT!!!! WE PLAY AT 11:00 pm!!! IT WILL BE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!!! please come out…
now, here’s a poem I wrote:
Oh women of OKCupid
How you try my soul
Your profile says ” polyamorous bisexual looking for casual sex”
But your instant messages back to me say,
“Quit harassing me, creep.”
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
Oh women of OKCupid
how you vex me so
Your photos show abundant cleavage
But your profile says that you hate it when men oggle your chest
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh women of OKCupid
How you make me cry
Your profile says, “Message me with something interesting”
But when I message you to ask you about ghosts or bigfoot
You write back and say, ‘Fuck off.’
Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be
Hello darkness my old friend.