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What a weird first day of 2014 | Seamus O'Sparks

What a weird first day of 2014

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 2, 2014 — 1 min read

What a weird first day of 2014. So, I ran into Elijah Wood last night. He’s Frodo Baggins you know. I went over to him and picked him up and said, “Hey, they say if you catch a Leprechaun he has to give you a pot of gold. What do you get for catching a hobbit?” Apparently, you get a restraining order. CHASCA PLAYS THE BLACKHEART in Austin this SATURDAY 1/4/14. It’s free week! It’s a FREE SHOW. COME FREE you inner HOBBIT! We play at 11 pm.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.