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Obamacare | Seamus O'Sparks


By Seamus O'Sparks on December 30, 2013 — 1 min read

Well, I got insurance through the much maligned Obamacare program. Now I can finally afford to get some “things” removed. I’m thinking of having a whole new set of toes put in as well. BUT-I have conservative friends and family that might be none too pleased with my receiving such commie perks…what to do to even the score? Maybe I’ll start saying things that offend the gays and blacks? I like guns-maybe I’ll shoot more hippies. I don’t know, man. I don’t want to be hated. I just want to be liked by EVERYBODY. Loved even. Loved and adored and well-regarded and maybe even a little hated.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.