Well, I got insurance through the much maligned Obamacare program. Now I can finally afford to get some “things” removed. I’m thinking of having a whole new set of toes put in as well. BUT-I have conservative friends and family that might be none too pleased with my receiving such commie perks…what to do to even the score? Maybe I’ll start saying things that offend the gays and blacks? I like guns-maybe I’ll shoot more hippies. I don’t know, man. I don’t want to be hated. I just want to be liked by EVERYBODY. Loved even. Loved and adored and well-regarded and maybe even a little hated.
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