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Happy Boxing Day! | Seamus O'Sparks

Happy Boxing Day!

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 26, 2013 — 1 min read

Happy Boxing Day! My family just got through celebrating. Mom won this year…again. She might not have much reach, but damn if she can’t always find a way to get inside and work the body. My poor nephew is going to be pissing blood for a month. Mom takes cheap shots… Never gets called for it either. Of course we go pre-Queensbury style around here. Queensbury put the bite on Oscar Wilde. Wish I could turn mom loose on that hoary prig.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.