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One week in Guam | Seamus O'Sparks

One week in Guam

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 25, 2013 — 1 min read

About to board the plane! SO EXCITED!! One week in Guam! Can’t wait to eat some first rate Maug and then breed with the locals! Might dash over to Pitcairn Isle and get loose and weird with Fletcher Christian’s descendants too! Here’s to death by pleasure!!! happy chrimble

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.