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The Little Drummer Boy” | Seamus O'Sparks

The Little Drummer Boy”

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 23, 2013 — 1 min read

I love that song “The Little Drummer Boy.” I love the message of how if you don’t have much money you can make a present of your talent. I don’t have much money. So last night, after hearing that song again, I took my snare drum down to the newborn wing of the hospital. I played the hell out of it. I got hustled out of there and received lotsa’ dirty looks. They threw sugarplums at me. Now I have sugarplums stuck to my head. My doctor said that the only thing he could think of was to let the bees eat at them. Next time I’ll bring myrrh for the little brats…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.