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I feel insane | Seamus O'Sparks

I feel insane

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 20, 2013 — 1 min read

I feel insane. Does anybody wanna’ come over and drink dirty water and take our shirts off and watch Caligula with me?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.