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Duck Dynasty | Seamus O'Sparks

Duck Dynasty

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 19, 2013 — 1 min read

Oh my God I can’t help it, I’ve got to jump on the bandwagon-in my own greasy way…
All this Duck Dynasty stuff is making me cranky. Does anybody want to come over and drink rye and take our shirts off and watch Deliverance with me?
White people are weird…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.