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December is an endurance contest | Seamus O'Sparks

December is an endurance contest

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 13, 2013 — 1 min read

December is an endurance contest. This year is no different. In honor of the season I’m going to listen to Christmas music, non-stop, from now until my rectum bleeds.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.