So I went to the arcade last night and guess what? A Pac-Man followed me home. He ate all my fruit and chewed up pretty much everything I own. Then he tried to chew up me. The dink. I ended up chasing him around with a fly swatter and a can of bug spray for like two hours. I was finally able to run him off by reading aloud from The King James Bible. PAC-MAN SUCKS! I’m surprised Hollywood hasn’t made a live-action Pac-Man movie yet…Hollywood sucks too.
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