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The great thing about insomnia | Seamus O'Sparks

The great thing about insomnia

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 3, 2013 — 1 min read

The great thing about insomnia is that it gives you time to focus on all your worries, fears, and anxieties. No time during the day for such trivialities… Plus, during the day, you can always access the bar to stupefy any such renegade nerves. At night, well, it’s just you and your horrors all cuddly like.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.